i's multicultural. i's japanese dog and chinese cat. bets youse didnt nose chin was chinese for cat but nows youse do's cuz i's tells youse. i's makes youse smart. i's also irish cuz me's dads is. youse wishes youse was so worldly, oh yes youse do's!
me's full name is kilgore stewart trout. youse can calls me's handsome.
i's tuff guy and shows that stoopid marfa whos da boss!
me's has beeyooteeful flowing locks. youse jealous, oh yes youse is. me's most handsomest youse ever seen, oh yes i's is!