Wednesday, January 14, 2009

aboots me's

youse happy, i's writes book aboot me's life story. bestest story youse ever reads, oh yes it is!

i's multicultural. i's japanese dog and chinese cat. bets youse didnt nose chin was chinese for cat but nows youse do's cuz i's tells youse. i's makes youse smart. i's also irish cuz me's dads is. youse wishes youse was so worldly, oh yes youse do's!

me's full name is kilgore stewart trout. youse can calls me's handsome.

i's tuff guy and shows that stoopid marfa whos da boss!

me's has beeyooteeful flowing locks. youse jealous, oh yes youse is. me's most handsomest youse ever seen, oh yes i's is!

the end. 

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Abominable Snowstewge returns

oh yes i's do's. youse very very scared, oh yes youse is.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

where kst?!

waldos gots nuttin' on me's, oh nose hes don'ts!

Thursday, January 1, 2009

happy news years!

i's nose youse wishes i's was giving youse news years smooches, oh yes youse do's. too bads i's get me's drink on and marfa refuses to drives me to youse.

i's resolves to stay handsome and humbles for 2009!