i's wins!

oh yes i's doos. i's tooks him downs. lesson to alls: don't pulls the kst hairs!

Lucky

Da Bunny Beagle is one lucky hound, oh yes she is. I's lets her touch a piece of the Stewman, oh yes I's dos. Maybes one day I's lets youse touch.

oh mah dog youse guys!

its summer, oh yes it is! its like 80 degrees and i's oh so hots, oh yes i's is! youse lucky - i's comes visits youse if youse has cool air.

happy green day

i's hopes youse has nice day selebrating the little green peoples. i's handsomest leeprecan there is, oh yes i's am. youse wishes youse looked so good in green.

youse wishes youse be mines!

oh yes youse do's! the bebe must looks aways from my beeyooty.

aboots me's

youse happy, i's writes book aboot me's life story. bestest story youse ever reads, oh yes it is!

i's multicultural. i's japanese dog and chinese cat. bets youse didnt nose chin was chinese for cat but nows youse do's cuz i's tells youse. i's makes youse smart. i's also irish cuz me's dads is. youse wishes youse was so worldly, oh yes youse do's!

me's full name is kilgore stewart trout. youse can calls me's handsome.

i's tuff guy and shows that stoopid marfa whos da boss!

me's has beeyooteeful flowing locks. youse jealous, oh yes youse is. me's most handsomest youse ever seen, oh yes i's is!

the end. 

Abominable Snowstewge returns

oh yes i's do's. youse very very scared, oh yes youse is.

where kst?!

waldos gots nuttin' on me's, oh nose hes don'ts!

happy news years!

i's nose youse wishes i's was giving youse news years smooches, oh yes youse do's. too bads i's get me's drink on and marfa refuses to drives me to youse.

i's resolves to stay handsome and humbles for 2009!